Things to do on a Saturday in the suburbs
Today's fun, fun, fun event:
Drive-by-booking: The act of donating books to the local library by throwing them out of the driving car.
(ok, we actually stopped and shlepped the boxes to the elevator!)
Sam's Club gave out one-day visitor passes for today. Now we are the proud owners of six boxes of cereal, ten pounds of frozen meatballs and two dozen sausages with spinach and cheese. Paar-TAY!!
Conversation this morning *me fiddling around with the toaster - which is being somewhat hesitant spitting out the English muffins*:
"Honey, stop playing around with the toaster!"
"Actually, I'm just trying to kill it!"
Aaahaaha. The fun we have.
Drive-by-booking: The act of donating books to the local library by throwing them out of the driving car.
(ok, we actually stopped and shlepped the boxes to the elevator!)
Sam's Club gave out one-day visitor passes for today. Now we are the proud owners of six boxes of cereal, ten pounds of frozen meatballs and two dozen sausages with spinach and cheese. Paar-TAY!!
Conversation this morning *me fiddling around with the toaster - which is being somewhat hesitant spitting out the English muffins*:
"Honey, stop playing around with the toaster!"
"Actually, I'm just trying to kill it!"
Aaahaaha. The fun we have.
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